Evil Twin

My twin Tina has been mean to me ever since we were mates in the womb. She would kick me, and eventually kicked me out of the womb and was born three months later. That’s why we are twins, but we aren’t. When we were young children, tina would always steal my food and take my toys. She would push me down the stairs and pull my curly hair. When we grew older, she would copy my homework and take the credit! She would get me in trouble when I did absolutely nothing! She would steal my friends because she's cooler than me, and would show no remorse for her evil deeds. In college she would steal my scholarships, and my excel in MY major. The most evil thing she did was steal my thunder and not let me be me. But it’s okay, she’s now serving a life sentence for murder.

~Sheryl Swoopes