Friday, December 3, 2021

The Legend of Soupman

 Onwards, to adventure!

Ponds in holes overfilling,

Qubert loves to splash,

Rushing water, floods come near,

S o u p 

Tomato soup, to be exact,

Underestimating the power of delicious soup,

Very interesting video game we have here,

When will it end, it's getting louder!

Xylophone music blares, this soundtrack is weird,

You love soup, you need soup, you must get the soup back to save the city, please save us Soupman! 

-Allitini (Ft. The Other Ones™) 

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Sentences O' horror


Optimus Prime

 1- I quickly drove home after I noticed I was being chased by another vehicle. I didn't know that he was trying to alert me that there was something else in my backseat.

2- It's always nice to have someone whisper in your ear "sweet dreams." Except when you live alone.

3. My son told me to check the closet for monsters, I opened it and I told him there's nothing there, he then told me its behind me now

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Welcome to the Jungle

Life is a highway overrun by
Evil Kangaroos that have long eyelashes
The kangaroos caused global warming,
Darn says the mice nothing we can do,
We can't hunt crocs it's just not right.
The crocodiles flew to Timbuktu and yelled crikey!
The Roos shot them for flying over Rooville
If green veggies were legal  this would have never happened.
Green veggies don't solve anything when kangaroos are trying to take over the world
The kangaroos smell the scales in the crocs
The crocs touch the light after the roos road house them
The crocs couldn't see the love the Roos had for them
They were saving them from hand bag makers
Everyone knows they can't sew in October
The kangaroos with the long eyelashes must be stopped
Who can do this, some say Only the eagles, the eagle's chicks don't want them to go
The eagles  have enough to worry about with all rabbits being shot by pigs,
Or while other eagles are getting decapitated by jackals
Eagles can't help when the elephants and donkeys run the world anyway
The Roos caused global warming. They're trying to take over the world, and no one can stop them.


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