Welcome to the Jungle

Life is a highway overrun by
Evil Kangaroos that have long eyelashes
The kangaroos caused global warming,
Darn says the mice nothing we can do,
We can't hunt crocs it's just not right.
The crocodiles flew to Timbuktu and yelled crikey!
The Roos shot them for flying over Rooville
If green veggies were legal  this would have never happened.
Green veggies don't solve anything when kangaroos are trying to take over the world
The kangaroos smell the scales in the crocs
The crocs touch the light after the roos road house them
The crocs couldn't see the love the Roos had for them
They were saving them from hand bag makers
Everyone knows they can't sew in October
The kangaroos with the long eyelashes must be stopped
Who can do this, some say Only the eagles, the eagle's chicks don't want them to go
The eagles  have enough to worry about with all rabbits being shot by pigs,
Or while other eagles are getting decapitated by jackals
Eagles can't help when the elephants and donkeys run the world anyway
The Roos caused global warming. They're trying to take over the world, and no one can stop them.


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