Can you smell that

What would you do
Without your sense of smell?
Would you miss the crisp autumn breeze?
What about opening a brand new book?
Or your own Grandma's cooking?

Maybe it would be for the better
Wouldn't you say?
You couldn't smell the football boys before practice
And hey,
You couldn't smell your brothers farts
But then again,
You might miss all of those ratchet smells

Wouldn't it be great not to have smells that put you in danger?
I mean nobody wants to inhale secondhand smoke
Unless you plan on dying, you wouldn't have to smell carbon monoxide
Some of you might want to take in the wrench of drugs, but not me

I think I'd miss the smell of hog units
I know, I know
I'm weird like that
But hog units remind me of good ole' Nebraska
I'm sure you'd miss them too

Abbey