I Love You Like

I Love You Like

I love you like I love math

Which means I don’t love you at all

I kind of resent you

But I actually don’t

I feel the opposite

Like I am bursting with joy

Especially on the day of Thanksgiving

All the food surrounding me is so exhilarating

Kind of like the 2000’s Top Hits radio station

Giving me an adrenaline rush like no other

Energy drinks could never

Maybe some Mt. Dew and chocolate

Sweet, sweet chocolate 

Tasty and so soothing

Almost like the touch of a soft, cozy blanket

Warming you right up

Like the bright sun during the summer

Which is very close to the beginning of school

Seeing all my friends fills me with immense joy

But not as much joy as you bring me

Trying to see you throughout the day is like a math equation

So complicated yet so exhilarating

I guess I love you like I love math

Except...I don’t love math

JS