I'm looking for a guy who is tall and charming. He has to be country and wear boots. He has to know how to fish and hunt me food for our cabin in the woods. We will have 12 children. That way they can help on our large farm in the woods we built from scratch. We will have no running water and no electricity. And we will wear Amish clothes. We have to heat our home by chopping wood. We will cool our home by taking off the shudders and letting light in. Our children will be homeschooled with chalk and slates.
My name is Ted. I live in Redland, Kentucky. My favorite entertainment is watching my crops die and watching my grandma sneeze, she's up to 15 sneezes in a row now. I like your idea of Amish clothing. Right now I have so many holes in my pants that I have more skin showing than Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball. I drink out of ponds full of mud, the mud adds flavor. Sometimes I eat a grass instead of lettuce because lettuce doesn't grow here. I grew up in a family of 21 kids, I'm the middle child number 11. Oh, and I'm already married though. My wife won't mind though, she already has 3 other husbands.
TJ
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