The Twin Dynasty
Alright, listen up!
Starting today, things are going to be a little bit different around here.
The dynamic duo is in town and we’re not going down
For a nap anytime soon
Sound the baby siren!
Waaaaaaa!
Conduct a census because the population of this family
Just.
Went.
Up.
And threw up so somebody best take care of that.
Say goodbye to your democracy and
Welcome the dictatorship
Of all your time, sleep, and non-grey hairs.
Make no mistake, premature birth has not hindered our ability to RAGE WAR
Our office is open for armistice negotiations at all hours
Except when we are eating, sleeping, or pooping
So… never.
This is the children’s crusade to the holy land of mother’s lap.
Woah! Slow down kid, you’ll hurt yourself.
Rome wasn’t built in a day
Come on bro, you can do it!
Scale that Great Wall of China
Escape from Cribcatraz!
“I have a dream” that one day we will be free from the confines of these highchairs
Free to eat whatever we want
Boycott all vegetables.
“Let them eat cake!”
We are fed up with this tyranny
Commence full out anarchy
All hail the twin dynasty
~S. Rae
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