Monday, September 19, 2016

An American Horror Story: The Trumpening

Devin Knust
Sometimes life is like an election.
No matter who wins, you lose.
All it takes is one person to mess everything up, and OMG, the world ends.
I’ll see Y’all on the other side.
Although, it takes one person to save it.
That person is not Donald Trump of the United States.
Oh, sweet flying poptarts! Please don’t make him president.
However it does seem likely that he will become our next President.
“Maybe he can make America great again” is what I would say when I lost my mind.
I can imagine the headlines of the newspapers “The Great Wall of Trump.”
This wall that pushes away foreign travelers.
A wall that stretches as far as a blind man can see.
Taller than ten giraffes, smells worse than skunks, leaves nothing but silence in the air, tastes like insanity and regret, and as impenetrable as paper.
All those who would disobey him will suffer the consequences.
Just one blast from his laser-shooting eyes and...
Adios!
Not even the Narrator who is typing this story can save them.

If you are voting this year, ask yourself this. Do you want this to be your future?

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