Two Sentence Horror

 You looked out the window one morning, and to your horror, you see the serial killer that's been all over the news lately. You quickly dial 911, but then you realize that what you're seeing is the killer's reflection.

LJ

The Joke

 I snickered as my friend made a joke

The teacher gave us a look to be quiet 

But 6 7 is such a funny joke we couldn't stop laughing 

Did you hear the news? Seven ate nine

6 is terrified 

What in the Skibidii

-GL

 Mustarrrrrd turn his tv off his tv off. He forgot to turn the tv off because he was eating mustard. I dont like mustard, im more of a ketchup girl, What! you dont like mustard!? you ever try to mix the two, Eww eat ranch people. Ranch is the best dressing. Although everyone has different opinions the best is #Chipotle Ranch Supremacy

                                                            -W.H.

A Poem for my Dog

 You've just about done it

I'm just about through

Can't keep it together

I'm fed up with you

Your paws are so heavy

As you stand on my leg

You're clearly not hungry

And yet you still beg

With a wag of your tail

And a thump of your rear

You've ruined the plants

 Mom's been growing all year

You've gotta fuzz on your head

And fluff on your butt

You look like a pure-bred

But you act like a mutt

You're happy to see us

Guess how we know

That's inappropriate doggy

We don't want that show

It smells like a dog mouth

Two inches away

"Hah hah hah hah"

Is that all you can say?

The stream from your tongue

Is almost touching the ground

Close your mouth Wrigley

You drool like a hound

You've got burrs in your tail 

And mud on your feet

If you jump on me again

I'll cry in defeat

Please I just fed you

This isn't your food

Now go eat your kibble

Don't leave it half chewed

You knock over your water 

Right after I fill it

If your really are thirsty

Then why must you spill it

You stare through the door

As we're eating our meal

What do you want, dog

What is your deal

So sore and so painful

Your claws in my skin

Alright! I get it!

Stop! You win!

Way back when we got you

You were so tiny, so cute

But you're all grown up now

One big dumb galoot

You've ripped up my stuff

You've torn up my skin

You've driven me crazy

Again and again

So ask if I love you

I suppose so, but why

I guess it's because 

You're my Wrigley guy

-vc

Not So Simple

 Not So Simple

I love you like Romeo and Juliet 

Although they die at the end of the play 

So that might not be a good one

What about I love you like a princess and a prince

But that sounds too childish

How about I love you like Brangolina

Oh, wait, they are NOT together, bad idea

So maybe I love you like rock loves scissors, and scissors love paper, and paper loves rock

That’s too long and confusing and makes no sense, actually

I’ll try, I love you like a pencil loves paper

That sounds simple, but too simple love isn’t simple

Love has ups and downs, and it can be confusing or something to die for 

Like how Romeo and Juliet loved each other enough to die for each other

Like how I love you!

-A.Marae

Notecard journal

 

                                                                                Prince charming?

Once upon a time there was a princess.

Who wished to one day find her true love.

Each day she sat in her window singing.

Hoping for a sign.

She was dreaming on how he would look.

Until one day he climbed into her window

- Peanut butter

The Road Between Here and There

 Here is where my faith grows:

Tall stained glass windows 

An alter beautifully decorated

There is where I took my first steps:

The yellow farmhouse, standing strong

Many childhood memories fill the house

Here is where I went to school for 10 years:

Where I grew in my faith

Made friends to last a lifetime

There is where I ended my sophomore year of volleyball:

First week of practice

Ending in a surgery

Here is where I spent my last four years learning:

Many hours put in each day

Spending time in many sports and activities

There is where I fell in love with a college

A campus so beautiful and welcoming

A place where my heart felt at home

Here is where memories were made with my family

Playing cards gathered around the table

Laughing as we share stories in the living room

~P.A.M.~

safety

 Its started on a sunny morning 

I decided I wanted to go to the beach 

but when I arrived, there was a shark 

so I decided to turn around to head home 

and cozy up under a blanket instead 

I want to stay safe. 

How to Gain a Man

 

Find where the male species chooses to locate fun

Now to scope out the options

Once one is targeted, stare in their direction so they know you're interested

After making eye contact, wiggle your eyebrows and smile 

(trust me it isn’t weird)

When they start approaching quickly turn your head in the opposite direction

(don’t wanna make it obvious)

Then when you feel their breath tickle your neck turn to face them

Start chuckling after looking into the eyes

Now whisper to him “hello my fine male”

(males love compliments)

After he properly thanks you start batting your eyelashes very fast until he compliments you

When he doesn’t proceed with handfuls of compliments glance over his shoulder to find a different male specimen and repeat the process

Later when a man finally hands a compliment in return walk away 

(this will leave him wanting more)

No need to give him any contact information if he wanted to he will

Stay delusional

-Marae

This I Believe

Freshman year of high school, I chose to take Intro to Agriculture, Foods, and Natural Resources. The impact of that decision is now greater than I could have ever imagined. Just a short four years later, I have chosen to pursue a career as an agricultural teacher. 

I have been around agriculture my whole life. Growing up on a farm has taught me many life skills that I will forever cherish. Whether I was learning from my parents, siblings, grandparents, aunts, or uncles, I was left with memories that will last a lifetime. 

Living on a farm provides my family with a lifestyle. The crops we grow give us the feed we need for our animals, and the animals we feed give us food to put on our table. I love working with our cows and taking care of them. Seeing them as babies and having the ability to raise them until they are fully grown is truly rewarding. Cows are my life. Agriculture is the future of the world. Without it, I would be lost, as would billions of people across the world because agriculture feeds the world. 

Agriculture has taught me how to be independent, self-sufficient, and dedicated to my work, and most of all, it has given me a good work ethic. I did not choose to be a part of agriculture, it chose me, through my parents, and my grandparents…

So, I believe in the future of agriculture, with a faith born not of words, but of deeds. I believe in educating individuals on the importance of agriculture and serving by doing, instead of saying. I believe that agriculture provides me with a future, a job, and most of all, a hobby that I love spending time with.

~P.A.M.~

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                                                                                 Shhhh!

Open the door

Please

Quiet, it will hear you

Run someone is coming

Sleep soundily tonight.

- Peanut Butter

name

 it's

seeing you succed

all the days of your life

before it's the end 

end it all 

love 

let it go 

either way