Flawed Personal Ad

Written by John Cena

Flawed Personal Ads

Hello my name is Arthur Jones. I am a 30 year old, lonely, single, male. But that’s all okay because I’m rich. I am 7 feet tall with an enormous beard that would impress Santa Clause. I have a routine schedule of playing video games all night and sleeping all day. My home is so clean, you can’t even see the floor. I don’t spend all my time inside. My favorite place is my room, more specifically my bed for more reasons than one. I will warn you, never use my computer and and never open the folder in the corner. I keep uh, personal treasured memories there. I certainly don’t have anything inappropriate in there (nervous, smiley face). I sometimes take my dog out for a walk. I just need to remember where he has been for the last ten years. One pet peeve of mine is when cars pass me while I’m speeding. The nerve of those guys. There is a really nice bar across to road of my home. Do I have you convinced yet that I am the guy for you.

Dear Arthur Jones

Ditto! I was convinced the moment I read rich. Where do we start.