A Road-trip with Whack-jobs

 Welp, I've returned once more, but alas I am late. Why do I keep being late? I despise being late. Ugh, it feels terrible. I still don't know what to write about, I honestly just plan on starting and word vomiting anything out of my system. That sounds nice, disgusting but nice. Anywho welcome back dear readers of the crazy and sane I have come back to amuse you for the next 5- 15 minutes. So without further ado let us begin...

Okay so... 

Sorry, want to pause to try a test. I'm happy, very happy exceedingly happy! Oh so overjoyed and brimming with dopamine and rainbow glitter! Well darn, my Grammarly still thinks this sounds sad and disapproving, and it hasn't even started yet! Ha! Oh well.

Okay so...

CJ was stuck in a car, not just any car though, his car. Trapped inside with the three other whackjobs he called his friends. Starting off in the nuthouse line-up they had Sajirianna AKA Saji, AKA the sassiest in all the land. She was sitting in the front passenger seat, scrolling through her phone and arguing over what would happen in a hailstorm on the sun planet. All of which was getting various remarks from their co-passengers. Beside her in the driver's seat was Jackson, Saji's boyfriend since freshman year. Who had somehow from close correspondence to Saji also become CJ's friend. Why was Jackson driving Cj's car you ask? Because CJ hated to drive, and Jackson loved CJ's car compared to his thirty-year-old "granny mobile". Jackson was also the oldest of the seventeen-year-olds, so there they had it designated driver. Even though there would be absolutely no alcohol on this trip. At all. Jackson was another part of the hail storm argument asking how could it hail on a planet that's never cold? 

To which Saji responded, "Duh, lava hail." In the most diva voice known to all beings of the universe. 

The third and final escaped convict of the car was the newest addition to their odd little gang.  Preston, or Pres, was the president of their junior class and was perched in the back passenger seat. He was quietly listening to the conversation, throwing in little tidbits to the fire of words when it started to calm down. CJ was the vice president of their class he laughed when he realized this was anything but a professional trip, oh well not like he had known anything about it. 

Three hours ago he had gotten home with the hope of face-planting onto his bead and sleeping through his seventeenth birthday. The problem was when he got there he was greeted by his parents holding a half-packed suitcase as Saji and the other two pulled into his driveway. CJ was then tugged upstairs to finish packing as Sajirianna explained the amazing trip they were kidnapping him for, without actually explaining where they were going. She did promise they wouldn't kill him. That fact wasn't very helpful though, he grumbled as he stared out the window watching car after car drive by them on the interstate. At one point he was shoved in the side by Preston and brought back to their conversation. 

"You know we took you on this trip so you'd have fun on your birthday, instead of just sleeping through it! You just keep moping out the window. That's no fun at all!" Saji commented as she turned to glare him down.  

CJ stared back, unamused by her antics, and simply said, "I'd stop moping if someone would actualloy explain to me where we're going! For all I know we'll get there and you'll kill me!"

We promised your parents we wouldn't murder you, that should all the information you need!" Preston said from beside him. 

"Yeah, okay, great, I totally believe you. You three definitely won't kill me while my guards down. No, you'd never do that!" CJ sassed back. 

"Stop bickering, or I'll turn this car around!" Jackson joked from the front seat. 

"It's my car!!!" CJ retorted tiredly. 

"Don't sass my boyfriend or we're not buying you a toy from McDonald's CJ!" Saji added while laughing. 

"Oh great, the fake parent jokes have returned, and I'm not seven I don't want a toy." 

"Sorry, the what?" Preston asked with a small snicker. 

"Just forget about it, you'll figure it out soon enough on this trip," CJ said grumpily as he realized that had in fact just pulled into a McDonald's. 

"I want that toy..." CJ mumbled quietly. 

"Anything you want, hun. Saji joked from the front. 

They each ordered at the drive-through, attained their food, and continued their journey in a much more tolerable mood. Once their trip ended the friends made true of their promise. CJ, in fact, was still alive. 

Well, that took me way longer than what it should have, but it's okay. I hope you enjoyed it and that it makes enough sense. I'm gonna head out now, but as always have a magical rest of your day!

~ Ms. Magic ~