Thursday, April 6, 2023

How To Poem

Find a course that is twelve hours long

And spend four days working through it

Spend most of your time trying to figure out what the tutor is even talking about

Or troubleshooting decade old bugs

A thirty hour wait isn’t too bad

Certainly I won’t need to use my computer for the next two days

Think you can put off learning the important parts for a little longer

And that will be six hundred dollars a month for the software you’ll use once

Have fun learning fifty keyboard shortcuts

Because the designers of this stuff have never heard the word “intuitive” before in their lives

A good workflow is months of hopelessness followed by a week of creative passion

Never make a presentable final product

Because the next thing you make will surely turn out better

-Myk

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