I'm Going To Go Insane

 Karen

Manager

Both

I am a Karen

And I am a manager.

My name is spelled wrong on my cup.

That’s the spelling you gave us.

I’m going to go insane.

She doesn’t hear what I’m saying.

I hear her loud and clear.

I’m going to go insane.

I want my money back.

I’m not giving her money that she doesn’t deserve.

I’m going to go insane.

You just lost my business.

I didn’t want it in the first place.

I’m going to go insane.

I’ll sue you.

It wouldn’t be the first time.

I’m going to go insane.

I want to speak to your manager.

I am the manager. 

I’m going to go insane.

-Squid