Notecard journal

 

                                                                                Prince charming?

Once upon a time there was a princess.

Who wished to one day find her true love.

Each day she sat in her window singing.

Hoping for a sign.

She was dreaming on how he would look.

Until one day he climbed into her window

- Peanut butter

The Road Between Here and There

 Here is where my faith grows:

Tall stained glass windows 

An alter beautifully decorated

There is where I took my first steps:

The yellow farmhouse, standing strong

Many childhood memories fill the house

Here is where I went to school for 10 years:

Where I grew in my faith

Made friends to last a lifetime

There is where I ended my sophomore year of volleyball:

First week of practice

Ending in a surgery

Here is where I spent my last four years learning:

Many hours put in each day

Spending time in many sports and activities

There is where I fell in love with a college

A campus so beautiful and welcoming

A place where my heart felt at home

Here is where memories were made with my family

Playing cards gathered around the table

Laughing as we share stories in the living room

~P.A.M.~

safety

 Its started on a sunny morning 

I decided I wanted to go to the beach 

but when I arrived, there was a shark 

so I decided to turn around to head home 

and cozy up under a blanket instead 

I want to stay safe. 

How to Gain a Man

 

Find where the male species chooses to locate fun

Now to scope out the options

Once one is targeted, stare in their direction so they know you're interested

After making eye contact, wiggle your eyebrows and smile 

(trust me it isn’t weird)

When they start approaching quickly turn your head in the opposite direction

(don’t wanna make it obvious)

Then when you feel their breath tickle your neck turn to face them

Start chuckling after looking into the eyes

Now whisper to him “hello my fine male”

(males love compliments)

After he properly thanks you start batting your eyelashes very fast until he compliments you

When he doesn’t proceed with handfuls of compliments glance over his shoulder to find a different male specimen and repeat the process

Later when a man finally hands a compliment in return walk away 

(this will leave him wanting more)

No need to give him any contact information if he wanted to he will

Stay delusional

-Marae