Find where the male species chooses to locate fun
Now to scope out the options
Once one is targeted, stare in their direction so they know you're interested
After making eye contact, wiggle your eyebrows and smile
(trust me it isn’t weird)
When they start approaching quickly turn your head in the opposite direction
(don’t wanna make it obvious)
Then when you feel their breath tickle your neck turn to face them
Start chuckling after looking into the eyes
Now whisper to him “hello my fine male”
(males love compliments)
After he properly thanks you start batting your eyelashes very fast until he compliments you
When he doesn’t proceed with handfuls of compliments glance over his shoulder to find a different male specimen and repeat the process
Later when a man finally hands a compliment in return walk away
(this will leave him wanting more)
No need to give him any contact information if he wanted to he will
Stay delusional
